A man walks into a bar with a ferret on his shoulder…

A man walks into a bar with a ferret on his shoulder.

“Sorry, Sir, no ferrets in here,” says the landlord. “You’ll

have to go elsewhere.”

“Now hold on a minute,” says the man, “this ferret does the

best blow job ever.”

“Get out of here,” bellows the landlord angrily. “I don’t have

to listen to such crap.”

“No really,” persists the man. “If you don’t believe me, take

him out the back and see for yourself.”

So the landlord goes out the back and reappears some time

later with a big smile on his face.

“That was bloody fantastic,” he says. “How much do you

want for him?”

“Oh, he’s not for sale.”

But the landlord insists and after a certain amount of

bargaining, they agree on a price of £1,200. When the bar

has closed, the landlord takes the ferret home and finds his

wife in the kitchen.

“Gloria! teach this ferret how to keep house, then pack your

bags and bugger off.”

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