A man walks into a chemist and says to the pharmacist, “I’m
entertaining 4 girls tonight so I need something to keep me
going – I don’t want to go soft on them.”
“I have just the thing here,” replies the pharmacist and he
gives the man a small bottle of pills marked “super strength”.
The next day the man returns to the chemist shop, drops his
trousers to reveal a nasty looking shrivelled willy, all black
and blue and very sore.
“Can I have a tube of muscle rub?” he asks.
“What! To put on that?” asks the pharmacist.
“Oh no, it’s for my arms, the girl’s didn’t show up.”