A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a pasty…

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a pasty.

“How much will that be?” he asks.

“Nothing, Sir, it’s on the house.”

A little later, he orders another beer and again is told it’s on

the house. After a third pint, he questions the barman.

“Why are all the drinks free today?”

“Oh, it’s quite simple really, Sir,” replies the barman. “The

owner of this pub doesn’t know that I know he’s upstairs with

my wife. So I’m doing to him down here, what he’s doing to

me up there.”

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