A man walks into a pub and orders three pints of beer which
he drinks one by one. When he’s finished, he orders another
three pints and drinks them in the same way. After doing this
for a whole month, the barman’s curiosity gets the better of
him and he asks the man why he drinks in such a fashion.
“The other two pints are for my brothers who have emigrated
to Australia. This is our way of remembering each other.”
Then one day, the man comes in and only orders two pints.
The barman hands them to him and sadly shakes his head.
“I suppose this means you’ve lost one of your brothers, I’m
“Oh no, not at all,” replies the man, “but I’ve had to give up