A man walks into a pub and the locals ask him if he would like to play bar football…

A man walks into a pub and the locals ask him if he would

like to play bar football.

“Yes,” replies the man, “but what do I have to do?”

“Oh it’s quite easy – drink beer, piss and then fart.”

So the man does as he has been told. Then one of the locals

tells him, “If you can do it again, you’ll get an extra point.”

So the man obliges. He drinks the beer, pulls down his

trousers to take a piss but before he has time to fart one of

the locals shoves his finger up the man’s arse.

“Heh! What the hell’s going on?” asks the man.

“Just blocking the point,” comes the reply.

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