A man walks into a pub, orders a pint of beer…

A man walks into a pub, orders a pint of beer and asks the

barman if he can borrow the pub’s newspaper and do the

crossword.

The barman thinks for a moment and then replies, “I’d just

like to ask you a couple of questions first. Tell me, when a

sheep dumps why does it come out in little dottles?”

The man shook his head. “I don’t know.”

“OK,” said the barman. “What about cows, why does it come

out in a round ‘pat’?”

Again the man shook his head.

“Listen, mate,” said the barman scornfully. “You don’t know

shit, so I don’t reckon you’ll be able to do the crossword!”

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