A man walks into a wine bar, sits down at a table and studies
the menu. A couple of minutes later he looks up to see a
beautiful waitress standing in front of him. She is so
gorgeous that he gasps with pure lust.
“What would you like?” she asks.
“A glass of claret and a quickie please,” he replies, drooling
at the mouth. The waitress is so disgusted she storms off but
returns a few minutes later when she has calmed down.
Again she asks “What would you like?”
He smiles and says again, “A glass of claret and a quickie
“That’s it” she yells, gives him a sharp slap across the face
and stomps off.
The man sits there dumbstruck when suddenly from the
next table a fellow customer leans over and whispers
“I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”