A man was driving along in a remote part of Scotland when
he was flagged down by a really ugly looking woman. She
called to him, “Come and make love to me or drive on to
It wasn’t difficult decision and the man carried on.
Sometime later he was flagged down by another woman,
slightly better than the first, and she called out to him,
“Come and make love to me or drive on to success.”
The man continued on and over the next 20 miles he was
flagged down by 4 different women, each one better than
the one before. The fourth woman was the most attractive
he’d ever seen but when she cried, “Let’s make love now or
you can drive on to success” he reluctantly passed her by in
anticipation of the more beautiful girl he would meet next.
However, as he came round a sharp bend in the road he was
brought to a stop by a huge ape-like looking man who was so
dirty and smelly it was impossible to get near him.
“Who are you?” asked the man.
“Oh I’m Cess,” he replied, winking.