A man went along to a ‘spooks’ evening…

A man went along to a ‘spooks’ evening at the local Town

Hall to hear guest speakers talk about their strange

experiences. Sitting at the back, he couldn’t hear all that was

being said and he began to doze off when suddenly one of

the speakers asked loudly,

“Now come on, don’t be shy, there must be someone here

whose had a relationship with a ghost?”

Without thinking, the man put his hand up and was asked to

come down to the front.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this gentlemen here has kindly

volunteered to tell us about his intimate relationship with a

ghost. Please give him a warm hand.”

But the man had come to a sudden halt.

“Ghost!” he exclaimed. “I thought you said goats.”

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