A man went along to a ‘spooks’ evening at the local Town
Hall to hear guest speakers talk about their strange
experiences. Sitting at the back, he couldn’t hear all that was
being said and he began to doze off when suddenly one of
the speakers asked loudly,
“Now come on, don’t be shy, there must be someone here
whose had a relationship with a ghost?”
Without thinking, the man put his hand up and was asked to
come down to the front.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this gentlemen here has kindly
volunteered to tell us about his intimate relationship with a
ghost. Please give him a warm hand.”
But the man had come to a sudden halt.
“Ghost!” he exclaimed. “I thought you said goats.”