A man went into the bookies and left his big Alsatian outside
tied to a post. Some minutes later, another man came
rushing in looking very distraught. He said to the man
“Is that your dog outside?”
“Yes” he replied.
“Oh, bloody hell, I think my dog’s killed him.”
“What!” roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?”
“A peke! but how could a small dog like that kill my dog?”
said the puzzled man.
“I think it got stuck in his throat” came the reply.