A man went into the bookies…

A man went into the bookies and left his big Alsatian outside

tied to a post. Some minutes later, another man came

rushing in looking very distraught. He said to the man

“Is that your dog outside?”

“Yes” he replied.

“Oh, bloody hell, I think my dog’s killed him.”

“What!” roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?”

“A peke.”

“A peke! but how could a small dog like that kill my dog?”

said the puzzled man.

“I think it got stuck in his throat” came the reply.

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