A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?The man replies, all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious … Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.Well, says the dentist, thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.Why chrome? asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, Its simple. Everyone knows that … theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!