A man went to the doctor’s complaining that his wife had such a vigorous sex drive…

A man went to the doctor’s complaining that his wife had

such a vigorous sex drive that she was wearing him out. The

doctor suggested he bring his wife into the surgery for an

examination, so they both turned up the following week.

The wife was told to go into the other room and strip off, but

when the doctor went in, he was overcome by her beautiful

body and the way she started to tempt him over.

“It’s no good, I can’t help myself,” gasped the doctor and he

stripped off frantically and jumped on top of her.

After some time, the groans of pleasure attracted the husband’s

attention so he opened the door to see what was going on.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” bellowed the

husband.

“I’m, er…, taking her temperature,” replied the flustered

doctor.

Taking a gun out of his pocket, the man said, “When you

take that thing out, it better have numbers on it then.”

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