A man went to the doctor’s complaining that his wife had
such a vigorous sex drive that she was wearing him out. The
doctor suggested he bring his wife into the surgery for an
examination, so they both turned up the following week.
The wife was told to go into the other room and strip off, but
when the doctor went in, he was overcome by her beautiful
body and the way she started to tempt him over.
“It’s no good, I can’t help myself,” gasped the doctor and he
stripped off frantically and jumped on top of her.
After some time, the groans of pleasure attracted the husband’s
attention so he opened the door to see what was going on.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” bellowed the
“I’m, er…, taking her temperature,” replied the flustered
Taking a gun out of his pocket, the man said, “When you
take that thing out, it better have numbers on it then.”