A man went to the doctor’s in an awful state. Cuts and
bruises to his face and a suspected broken arm.
“What happened to you?” asked the doctor.
“It’s my wife, she had one of her dreadful nightmares.”
“Do you mean she did this to you while she was asleep?”
“Oh no, doctor, it was when she shouted out in her sleep,
‘Quick, get out, my husband’s coming home,’ that, without
thinking, I jumped out of the window.”