A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? asked the farmer. Yes, yes, the man replied.Oh! I wouldnt listen to Bessie, said the farmer. She doesnt know a thing about cars.