A married couple and the husband’s best friend go on holiday together…

A married couple and the husband’s best friend go on

holiday together and find they all have to share a bed in the

caravan. On the first night the husband falls asleep very

quickly so the wife turns to the best friend and suggests they

have a bit of fun.

“But what about your husband?” he whispers. “He’s sure to

wake up if we start anything like that.”

“No, no,” replies the wife, “he’s dead to the world once he

goes to sleep but if you’re worried, pluck out one of his

pubic hairs and see if he reacts.”

So the best friend does as he is told and the husband

remains snoring. Convinced all is well, the two get down to

it and so enjoy themselves, they repeat it half a dozen times,

pulling out one of the husband’s pubic hairs each time to

check he is still asleep. However, just as they are about to

have sex a seventh time, the husband turns over and says,

“Now hold on, mate, I don’t mind you fucking my wife but

I’m pissed off that you think you can keep score on my

arse.”

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