A middle-aged man and a woman with a baby found
themselves travelling in the same railway carriage.
“What a bonny baby,” commented the man.
“Thank you,” replied the woman. “She’s very special to me
because I waited for over 10 years of marriage before she
“Well, your patience has been rewarded,” he said. “A bit like
me really. I breed racing pigeons but it took me more than
15 years before I started producing champions.”
“Why’s that?” asked the woman.
“Oh, I finally changed the cock.”
“Really! That’s what I did,” she replied.