A middle-aged man and a young girl had just got married…

A middle-aged man and a young girl had just got married

and were now in the honeymoon suite. The man took his

trousers off, handed them to his new wife and said, “Here,

put these on.”

Puzzled, the girl replied, “But these won’t fit me.”

“That’s right,” he said. “I just wanted to be sure that you

knew who would be wearing the trousers in this marriage.”

“Oh really!” she sneered, as she took off her knickers and

threw them at him.

“Put these on,” she said.

“Don’t be silly, I can’t get into these.”

She replied, “Too bloody right you can’t and you never will

if you start spouting those old fashioned ideas at me.”

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