A midget went into a whorehouse and demanded service…

A midget went into a whorehouse and demanded service.

After much discussion amongst the girls, Sylvia drew the

short straw and disappeared upstairs with him. But it was

only a moment later when they heard a loud scream and

running upstairs to the room, they found Sylvia in a swoon.

Standing next to her was the midget, naked and sporting the

longest dick the girls had ever seen.

After a moment of astonished silence one of the girls asked,

“Wow, we’ve never seen anything so big before, do you mind

if we touch it?”

“No, go ahead,” said the midget, “but whatever you do, no

sucking, I used to be 6 foot 5 inches tall.”

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