A midget went into a whorehouse and demanded service.
After much discussion amongst the girls, Sylvia drew the
short straw and disappeared upstairs with him. But it was
only a moment later when they heard a loud scream and
running upstairs to the room, they found Sylvia in a swoon.
Standing next to her was the midget, naked and sporting the
longest dick the girls had ever seen.
After a moment of astonished silence one of the girls asked,
“Wow, we’ve never seen anything so big before, do you mind
if we touch it?”
“No, go ahead,” said the midget, “but whatever you do, no
sucking, I used to be 6 foot 5 inches tall.”