A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, Goddamn it, missed the bugger! and the nun says, If you keep saying that then God will punish you. Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says Goddamn it, missed the bugger! and the nun says, ONE more time Sarah, and God will punish you! Then Sarah misses a neoot putt and says GOD DAMN IT!!!MISSED THE BUGGER! Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the nun dead with a bolt of thunder. God says, Goddamn it! Missed the bugger!