A old snake goes to see his Doctor. Doc, I need something for my eyes…cant see well these days. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Doc says, Whats the problem…didnt the glasses help you? The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Ive been living with a water hose the past 2 years!