A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed

A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, “I have good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets — but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally.” The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she has all but forgotten the incident in the bank. One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened — I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet.” The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay. A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened.” The mother interrupts her and says, “You passed a bullet, right?” The mother goes on to tell the daughter the story. Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened.” The mother interrupts him and says, “You passed a bullet, right?” The son says, “No, Mom — I was masturbating and shot the dog!”

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