A prescription for Cyanide

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.
He answered: I want to kill my wife.
I am sorry Sir, the pharmacist asked, do you have a prescription for Cyanide.
The guy answered: “I don’t have a prescription, but I have a picture of my wife. Look at!”
“Oh, I see! You will get it!”

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