A professor and a young girl find themselves travelling in the
same railway carriage as they race through England’s green
and pleasant land. The girl starts to get aroused when she
notices all the animals in the fields are humping each other
and she asks the professor how they become attracted.
“That’s very simple, my dear,” replies the professor, “the
female gives off a sexual odour which tells the male that she
The professor goes back to reading his book and they soon
arrive at their destination.
“I hope we meet again one day,” he says as they part
“Only if you get your sense of smell back,” she retorts.