A rich but sleazy old man picks up a young girl in the local
pub. He buys her drinks all night and then suggests they go
somewhere for a late supper. To his astonishment, she agrees
and suggests they go to one of the classiest clubs in town,
where she orders all the most expensive food and eats the lot
“Goodness me, do you always eat so much?” he asks.
“Only when someone wants to get into my pants!” she