A salesman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of the road.
As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Indian gets in.
After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat. What’s in bag?, the Indian asks the driver.
The driver says, It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.
The Indian is silent for a moment then says, Good trade.