A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle…

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.I will grant you three wishes, announced the genie. But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well — only double.The salesman thought about this for a while. For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars, he announced.Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. But your rival has just received $20,000,000, the genie said.Ive always wanted a Ferrari, the salesman said.Instantly a Ferrari appeared. But your rival has just received two Ferraris, the genie said. And what is your last wish?Well, said the salesman, Ive always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant.

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