A Scotsman, a bit the worse for wear, staggered into an off licence for some more booze…

A Scotsman, a bit the worse for wear, staggered into an off

licence for some more booze. There were two men in front

of him. The first had a huge beard and a big cigar. He

ordered £100 worth of spirits and told the shop assistant to

put it on the F11 convention bill. After he had gone the

second man, also sporting a large cigar and a slightly smaller

beard, ordered £200 of sherry and port, and asked for it to

be also put on the F11 convention account. So the Scotsman

thought he’d try and get away with the same thing.

“Two crates of whisky please, and put it on the F11

convention account, my good man,” he said, trying to sound

very upright and sober. The shop assistant replied, “I’m

sorry, Sir, I can’t do that, you don’t have a large beard and

cigar.”

For a moment the Scotsman looked defeated but then a

smile lit up his face as he lifted his kilt and replied, “Ah yes,

but I’m working undercover.”

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