A Scotsman, on the way home from a heavy drinking session
with his mates, collapses onto a park bench and falls into a
very deep stupor. Some time later 2 girls walk past and on
seeing him debate whether he has anything under his kilt.
They decide to look and discover he’s stark naked.
“We really ought to leave him a record of our visit,” one says
to the other, so giggling with delight they tie a blue ribbon
round his willy before moving on. Finally the Scotsman
comes round and staggers behind a bush bursting for a pee.
When he sees the ribbon he smiles and says to it
“I don’t know where or what you’ve been up to, but I see
you’ve won first prize!”