A Scotsman, on the way home from a heavy drinking session with his mates…

A Scotsman, on the way home from a heavy drinking session

with his mates, collapses onto a park bench and falls into a

very deep stupor. Some time later 2 girls walk past and on

seeing him debate whether he has anything under his kilt.

They decide to look and discover he’s stark naked.

“We really ought to leave him a record of our visit,” one says

to the other, so giggling with delight they tie a blue ribbon

round his willy before moving on. Finally the Scotsman

comes round and staggers behind a bush bursting for a pee.

When he sees the ribbon he smiles and says to it

“I don’t know where or what you’ve been up to, but I see

you’ve won first prize!”

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