A simple man was sitting at the bar, chuckling into his pint of
beer. Eventually the barman was so curious he came over to
ask what was so funny.
“It’s my wife,” laughed the man. “She’s gone off to Spain for
a holiday but she really is so thick. I watched her pack her
suitcase and she put in 5 packets of condoms! And she
doesn’t even have a willy.”