A simple-minded man was sitting opposite a priest on the
“Excuse me, why do you wear your collar back to front?”
asked the man.
“It’s because I’m a Father,” replied the priest.
“But I’m a father too,” said the man, “and I don’t wear my
collar back to front.”
“Aah, but the difference is, I’m a father to thousands.”
“Well, in that case,” retorted the man, “it’s not your collar,
it’s your trousers you should wear back to front.”