A simple-minded man was sitting opposite a priest on the train…

A simple-minded man was sitting opposite a priest on the

train.

“Excuse me, why do you wear your collar back to front?”

asked the man.

“It’s because I’m a Father,” replied the priest.

“But I’m a father too,” said the man, “and I don’t wear my

collar back to front.”

“Aah, but the difference is, I’m a father to thousands.”

“Well, in that case,” retorted the man, “it’s not your collar,

it’s your trousers you should wear back to front.”

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