A single man moved in next door to a couple and it wasn’t
long before he and the wife became attracted to each other,
but they managed to keep their feelings in check. Then one
hot summer’s afternoon, the single man went round for
afternoon tea. While there, he noticed the couple’s guttering
was full of weeds so he volunteered to go up the ladder and
clear it for them. While he was up there, the couple lay out
on the lawn sunbathing and as the husband rubbed sun
lotion on his wife’s back, the man shouted down.
“Heh, you two, no sex down there!”
“We’re not!” they yelled.
A couple of minutes went by and the man up the ladder
“Hey, stop all that sex!”
Again, they shouted up, “We’re not having sex.”
Some time later, the man came down for a rest and the
husband said he’d finish off. So up he went leaving his wife
and next door neighbour sunbathing on the lawn. The
nearness of their bodies was too much for them and soon
they were making mad passionate love.
“Well, bugger me,” said the husband, looking down from the
ladder. “Up here, it really does look as if they’re having sex.”