A sleazy man ran a pet shop and advertised on the front
window that he had a dog for sale, specially reared for
It wasn’t long before a woman came in asking for more
“I assure you, Miss, this dog will cater for all your needs,” he
said as he brought out a huge Alsatian for her to inspect. The
woman bought the dog and they went home. However, a
week later, he received an angry phone call from her,
complaining that the dog was not satisfactory.
“My sincere apologies,” simpered the man. “I’ll come round
and see you straight away.”
When the man arrived, he found the woman in bed and the
dog asleep on the carpet.
“Watch carefully, Brutus,” he said to the dog as he took his
clothes off. “I’m only going to show you one more time.”