A speedfreak is out walking one fine evening. He finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says, “Son, I’m a genie. And since you helped me I’ll give you three wishes.”
The speedfreak says, “I want a big bag of meth!”, the genie says.”Okay.” POOF, the bag appears! They prepare some thick long white lines and share it between the two of them.
The next morning the genie asks “What’s the second wish?”, “I want two big bags of meth”, says the speedfreak. “Okay,” says the genie. POOF! And they prepare it and snort it between the two of them.
The next morning the genie asks “And the third wish?” “I want four big bags of meth!” POOOF!! So, they prepare lots of big lines and share it between the two of them.
Much later the genie gets up and says, “Okay, it’s time for me to go.” The genie takes a couple of steps, pauses, turns around and says, “Okay, just one more wish.”