A stranger walked into the bar and asked for a pint of beer…

A stranger walked into the bar and asked for a pint of beer.

Now it was a very close-knit community and the locals were

always suspicious of outsiders so they elected Jack from the

nearby farm to find out who he was.

Some minutes later after Jack had chatted to the stranger

about the weather, he asked the man what he did.

“I’m a taxidermist,” replied the man, “and I’ve really enjoyed

spending time in these parts. Yesterday I stuffed a prizewinning

sheep dog, then I mounted Mrs Smith’s goat and

today I’m going to have a go at her old pig.”

Jack returned to his mates who were dying to know what had

been said.

“It’s alright, chaps,” he replied to their questions. “I thought

he said he was a taxi driver but in fact he’s really a shepherd

like us, on holiday.”

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