A Torquay United fan is walking through the park one day…

A Torquay United fan is walking through the park one day

when he stumbles over an old lamp. A genie pops out and tells

him he has just one wish, what would he like? The man looks

down at his dog and tells the genie he would like his dog to

win the Crufts Dog Show to become supreme champion.

“You’ve got to be joking,” replies the genie, “Just look at him.

He must be on his last legs, he’s a flea bitten old mongrel

with half a tail.”

“OK,” sighs the man, “in that case can you make Torquay win

the FA Cup?”

The genie looks at him for a moment and then says, “OK,

let’s have another look at the dog then.”

 

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