A tough looking cowboy stormed into the saloon…

A tough looking cowboy stormed into the saloon, guns

swinging from both hips, and bellowed, “Whoever pinched

my horse, the fu*king bastard better have it back here in 5

minutes or I’ll be forced to do what I did in Denver.”

He sat down, had a drink and after 5 minutes went to the

saloon doors and sure enough, the horse had been returned.

As the man was about to leave, the barman beckoned him

over.

“Before you go, what did happen in Denver?”

“I had to walk,” he replied.

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