A tourist from the United States of America is at a restaurant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell President Clinton is a bastard! and nothing would be done to me. The Cuban waiter replies, We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be done to me too!