A very old woman is walking down the lane when she sees a
frog waving to her.
“Oh miss,” he calls. “Please help me. If you give me a kiss I
will turn into a handsome film star and I promise to stay with
The old woman picks up the frog and puts it straight into
“Hey!” shouts the frog, “Aren’t you going to kiss me?”
“Oh no,” she replies. “When you get to my age, what good is
a handsome man? A talking frog is much more exciting.”