A very popular film was being shown at the local cinema…

A very popular film was being shown at the local cinema and
the place was packed. Suddenly a woman stood up and with
a scream rushed out into the foyer to search out the
manager.
“I’ll never come back here again,” she complained. “I’ve just
been interfered with.”
A short while later another woman ran out looking
distressed, complaining of the same thing.
“I’m not having this,” said the manager and he decided to track down the pervert. Shining his torch along the rows he
eventually discovered a man crawling along under the seats.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” he roared.
“It’s my toupee,” replied the man. “I’ve lost it. I had my hand
on it twice, but it got away.”

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