A very rich couple buy a mansion and 20 acres of land in the country…

A very rich couple buy a mansion and 20 acres of land in the

country and hire three maids, two man-servants and a

gardener to take care of themselves and the upkeep of the

property. Now the lady of the house likes her grog and after

one particularly heavy night on the booze, the next morning

she decides to take a walk around the grounds to clear her

head. She bumps into the young gardener and after passing

the time of day with him, she mentions her hangover.

“I can’t even remember going to bed,” she tells him.

“Begging your pardon, Ma’am, but I put you to bed when I

saw you had fallen asleep on the patio. I hung your dress up

so that it would not be spoiled.”

“But John, when I woke up this morning I was naked.”

“Begging your pardon, Ma’am. I took off your bra and pants

because I thought they might be uncomfortable.”

The woman blushes and laughs nervously.

“Good gracious, John, I must have been tight.”

“Not after the first time, Ma’am.”

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