A very shy man had the embarrassing task of returning a pair of underpants to the shop…

A very shy man had the embarrassing task of returning a pair

of underpants to the shop and being served by a pretty

young girl.

“What’s wrong with them, Sir?” she asked.

“They’re, they’re … er, unsatisfactory,” he said, blushing

madly.

“Can you tell me why?”

The man was lost for words but as he was looking wildly

around for inspiration, an idea came to him.

“Do you know the old Grand Hotel on Union Street?”

“Yes.”

“And do you know the ballroom underneath?”

“But there is no ballroom underneath.”

“Exactly!” exclaimed the man, “and that’s just what’s wrong

with these underpants.”

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