A very vain man, who spent more time in the gym lifting weights than he did at work…

A very vain man, who spent more time in the gym lifting

weights than he did at work, decided he wanted a full-length

mirror in the bathroom so he could admire himself. He

went down to the local second-hand shop to see what was on

offer.

“We’ve got plenty of mirrors, Sir,” said the shopkeeper, “but

if I was you, I wouldn’t pick this one because it has strange

powers that don’t always do you any good.” But the man’s

curiosity was aroused and he insisted on buying that

particular mirror. The next morning he looked at himself in

the new mirror and realised he was not as well endowed as

he thought he was.

“Okay mirror,” he said, “if you’ve really got special powers,

give me a dick that touches the floor.” And the man’s legs fell

off.

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