A very vain man, who spent more time in the gym lifting
weights than he did at work, decided he wanted a full-length
mirror in the bathroom so he could admire himself. He
went down to the local second-hand shop to see what was on
offer.
“We’ve got plenty of mirrors, Sir,” said the shopkeeper, “but
if I was you, I wouldn’t pick this one because it has strange
powers that don’t always do you any good.” But the man’s
curiosity was aroused and he insisted on buying that
particular mirror. The next morning he looked at himself in
the new mirror and realised he was not as well endowed as
he thought he was.
“Okay mirror,” he said, “if you’ve really got special powers,
give me a dick that touches the floor.” And the man’s legs fell
off.
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