A vicar booked into an hotel for the night on his way back from a convention…

A vicar booked into an hotel for the night on his way back

from a convention. After supper, he got talking to the

woman behind the bar, called Maisie, and invited her up to

his room when she’d finished work.

At one o’clock, there was a knock on his door and she

walked in carrying a bottle of champagne. By the time it was

half empty, they were in bed enjoying themselves. Suddenly,

she turned to him and said, “I’m not sure this is right, you

being a man of the cloth.”

“No need to worry,” he replied. “I read about it in this

Gideon Bible here.”

“What do you mean?” she asked.

“Well, on the inside front cover it says, ‘If you want a good

fu*k, ask Maisie in the bar.’ ”

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