A vicar booked into an hotel for the night on his way back
from a convention. After supper, he got talking to the
woman behind the bar, called Maisie, and invited her up to
his room when she’d finished work.
At one o’clock, there was a knock on his door and she
walked in carrying a bottle of champagne. By the time it was
half empty, they were in bed enjoying themselves. Suddenly,
she turned to him and said, “I’m not sure this is right, you
being a man of the cloth.”
“No need to worry,” he replied. “I read about it in this
Gideon Bible here.”
“What do you mean?” she asked.
“Well, on the inside front cover it says, ‘If you want a good
fu*k, ask Maisie in the bar.’ ”