A vicar went into a pet shop to buy something that would keep him company…

A vicar went into a pet shop to buy something that would

keep him company.

“I’ve got just what you need,” said the pet shop owner. “Take

a look at this parrot. Not only does it talk but if you pull the

string on his left leg he’ll sing ‘Rock of Ages’ and if you pull

the string on his right leg, he’ll recite the Lord’s Prayer.”

“That is truly remarkable,” exclaimed the vicar, “but what

happens if I pull both strings at the same time?”

“I fall off my bloody perch, you wanker,” screeched the parrot.

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