A weary travelling salesman had just spent two weeks visiting
all his northern clients but was unable to get home because
of bad weather. He was forced to stay at an hotel for the
night. Just as he was finishing dinner and preparing to go up
to his room, he bumped into one of his best clients who had
also been stranded. “I’m so glad to see you, Cooper,” said
the client, smiling. “Would you mind if I shared your room
for the night, the hotel is full?”
Cooper didn’t have much choice. Only that day, he’d taken a
large order from him so he agreed and they retired to his
double-bedded room. However, in the middle of the night,
he suddenly felt a hand caress his private parts and a kiss was
planted on the side of his face!
Returning home the next day, he told his wife what had
“What did you do?” she asked.
Cooper shrugged his shoulders.
“I didn’t have much choice, I couldn’t afford to lose such a