A woman decided to have her portrait painted…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant. But you are not wearing any of those things. I know, she said. Its in case I should die before my husband. Im sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.

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