A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband open the front door…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her

husband open the front door.

“Quick!” she whispered urgently, “It’s my husband, hide in

the wardrobe.”

“Ooh, it’s dark in here,” said a little voice.

“Who’s that?” gasped the man.

“That’s my mum you’ve been with and I’m going to call my

dad.”

“Now, now, son, not so hasty. I’m sure we can work this out.”

“OK,” said the small boy. “But it’s going to cost you.”

“How about £5?”

“I’m going to call dad.”

“Well, £10 then.”

“I’m going to call dad.”

“OK, let’s say £20.”

“No, £30.”

“Well, that’s all I’ve got, here you are.” The man handed over

the money and made his escape when the coast was clear.

A few days later mum took the little boy to church and as she

knelt to pray he wandered off and crept into the

confessional.

“Ooh, it’s dark in here,” he said.

“Oh no, don’t start that again,” replied the agitated priest.

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