A woman went to the doctor’s complaining of a total lack of
energy. After being examined, he told her she was on the
edge of a nervous breakdown and should give up cigarettes,
gin and sex for 3 months. But after a week, the woman
returned saying she was even closer to a breakdown if she
“OK, have 5 cigarettes a day.”
Another week went by and she returned saying she missed
her glass of gin so much, it helped to relax her.
“OK, just one glass a day,” said the doctor.
Two weeks later she returned again and before she could say
anything, the doctor quickly interrupted.
“OK, OK, but only with your husband – there must be no