A woman went to the doctor’s complaining of a total lack of energy…

A woman went to the doctor’s complaining of a total lack of

energy. After being examined, he told her she was on the

edge of a nervous breakdown and should give up cigarettes,

gin and sex for 3 months. But after a week, the woman

returned saying she was even closer to a breakdown if she

couldn’t smoke.”

“OK, have 5 cigarettes a day.”

Another week went by and she returned saying she missed

her glass of gin so much, it helped to relax her.

“OK, just one glass a day,” said the doctor.

Two weeks later she returned again and before she could say

anything, the doctor quickly interrupted.

“OK, OK, but only with your husband – there must be no

excitement.”

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