A young girl went into confession and told the priest she had slept with four different men over the past week…

A young girl went into confession and told the priest she had

slept with four different men over the past week. Jack on

Tuesday, Bill on Wednesday, Peter on Thursday and Chuck

on Friday.

“Well my child” said the priest “on your way home tonight

buy two lemons and suck on them.”

“But Father, will that cleanse me of my sins?” she asked.

“No, but it’ll take that bloody damned smile off your face.”

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