A young man met his match…

A young man met his match when he picked up a girl in a bar

and took her back to his place. They were soon in bed doing

the business – time and time again she called for more. After

a couple of hours the poor bloke was knackered and to gain

a short reprieve he said he had to go and put the car away for

the night. Once inside the garage he thought he’d better

inspect his poor overworked friend so he put his hand down

his trousers but couldn’t feel anything. In panic he pulled his

trousers down and there it was all shrivelled up. He

whispered gently to it, “It’s all right, you can come out now,

she’s not here.”

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